Smallman1 bosstrabs Morrison’s have a very strong 4 500ml for £6 range at the moment that includes all sorts of good stuff like Sharp’s Doom Bar and Timothy Taylor Landlord. Will be you drinking the full 500ml Dave or having a sip and then ditching the rest when no one’s looking?
bosstrabs Smallman1 Trust absolute dimwit Ed Smallman to go for the most obvious joke and walk away feeling a million dollars about it. Absolute clown in clown’s clothing.
Smallman1 bosstrabs Trust absolute dimwit Ed Smallman to go for the most obvious joke and walk away feeling a million dollars about it. Swinging from the chandeliers Dave!
bosstrabs Smallman1 Swinging from the chandeliers Dave! How did you put the chandeliers up when you don’t have any roof, you doss cunt?
bosstrabs What do you call Lemon IPA drinking fuckstain Ed Smallman when he has shit himself and run away from some Irish pubgoers and chucked himself in the Shannon? Lemony Brick-it
Smallman1 Dave, when you’re good, you are very good. But this is 4 out of 10 stuff, you’re better than this and you know it.
Daves_House_Plant Might be the Morettis talking, but bamboo on Dave’s desk is looking property nawty!
Smallman1 I’ve had so many drinks tonight I can barely see. Might have to do a ‘Dave’ from here on in.
bosstrabs Smallman1 Might have to do a ‘Dave’ from here on in. Absolutely ledge the bants in a state of semi-pissed hyper confidence? Fair play.
Daves_House_Plant Smallman1 Feekin’ come over mate! Dave is trying to bind his date’s feet in the other room, and I’m gaggin’ for a line!
