What do you call Lemon IPA drinking fuckstain Ed Smallman when he has shit himself and run away from some Irish pubgoers and chucked himself in the Shannon?
Lemony Brick-it
Dave, when you’re good, you are very good.
But this is 4 out of 10 stuff, you’re better than this and you know it.
Cracking day for an ice cold beer.
Will be whipping one back in due course, can’t wait!
Oi Oi lads, looking to be a proper weekend this. I’m a half pint in all ready!
lol
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Top bantz from the plantz. Or Si as he’s better known
Couple of these for me to ease into the weekend…
Si’s alias is actually funnier than his real life persona
Might be the Morettis talking, but bamboo on Dave’s desk is looking property nawty!
I’ve had so many drinks tonight I can barely see.
Might have to do a ‘Dave’ from here on in.
Smallman1 I’ve had so many drinks tonight I can barely see.
Put your glasses back on?
Smallman1 Might have to do a ‘Dave’ from here on in.
Absolutely ledge the bants in a state of semi-pissed hyper confidence?
Fair play.
Smallman1 Feekin’ come over mate! Dave is trying to bind his date’s feet in the other room, and I’m gaggin’ for a line!
Had a mate round last night. Did a large bottle of gin and half a bottle of rum between us.
Horrific.
I’ve felt better myself. Wonder how DHP is holding up.
Had my first Coors Light ever today. My wife bought me a selection of Finnish micro brews for my birthday (I’ve only drank one of them brevious, dunno how she managed that, spied my Untappd?), and included that as a joke in there.
Jesus fucking christ.
Homegrove Had my first Coors Light ever today. My wife bought me a selection of Finnish micro brews for my birthday (I’ve only drank one of them brevious, dunno how she managed that, spied my Untappd?), and included that as a joke in there. Jesus fucking christ.
Homegrove Had my first Coors Light ever today. My wife bought me a selection of Finnish micro brews for my birthday (I’ve only drank one of them brevious, dunno how she managed that, spied my Untappd?), and included that as a joke in there.
Coors is bad, Miller is bad, but I still maintain Budweiser and Bud Light are the worst beers on the planet. Budweiser is just another level, because it tastes rancid and will give you an absolutely splitting headache to boot (see also: Tiger).
Homegrove you tapped the rockies mate, congrats!
bosstrabs Budweiser is just another level, because it tastes rancid and will give you an absolutely splitting headache to boot
However, it produces fantastic bowel movements
