Glastonbury

benson She fronts her own C4 tallent show, dressed as a Wetherspoons slag trying to find the next pair of lungs to front the working man’s trance scene.

Phil-McRackin Epic Elton entrance…..waddling on as if he’d shit himself, suppose he might have.

His hair is magnificent though to be fair.

Alpha

Mad_Cyril Poor aul Elton sounds like Chewbacca playing a piano after a few drinks

Mad_Cyril somewhere, there is an episode of Star Trek missing a Tribble

Millsy I’m actually loving this set LOL.

Well anything sounds mint after a bottle of gin.

Good vibes from Phoenix. Guy can sing too lol

Dan you’ll end up in tears with no top on in a hour.

Candle in the wind. Bet Dan’s in absolute bits.

Was that Grant at the front blunting?

Sobs ….count the headlights on the hiiiiighway.

Take me home, Elton.

Matthew Kelly wants his suit back

Is this my MBB moment after all these years ?

Is the bloke at the back with the tambourine ok?

Has Matthew Kelly got AIDS?

So many questions.

Keep drinking Dan.

Elton moves like he’s a robot, some crew of whacko’s he’s got with him on stage.

How does the ladyboy keep his cock from falling out of that thong?

Phil-McRackin Everyone wants to say they saw Elton before he pops his clogs. Now if only he played Nikita.