It’s Franklin’s house from GTA 5. Some gaff.

Is it just me or do you look at places like that and work out all the areas you’d do lines from?

Thought I was looking at my flat in Tooting when I clicked on the link.

Sashaying from the open plan kitchenette in a flimsy black silk monogrammed (OLB) kimono to the veranda, carrying two mixed Greek salads. Darren emerging in slowmo from the infinity pool. Quick pat on the bum. Kick your leg back and giggle. Bliss.

    My Greek salad would be sans feta, obvs.

    This stunning property boasts an exclusive rape room.

      Dan This stunning property boasts an exclusive rape room.

      Lol.

      Take it you don’t work in property SD?!

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        hugopal Fair play, how much do we think he was charging for a gig?

          jonattonyeah lol. That reminds me I have a load of JC advent calendar windows to open

          Amps I’d like to think it was largely bankrolled from his music being licensed for the old Chewits adverts.

          Amps On a more serious note, during many of his peak years e.g. the late 90s to late 00s it seems about $25k-$30k.

          I’m not sure what they would have been since the partly EDM-fuelled, big festival explosion from around 2010 though - many top DJ’s fees seemed to have at least doubled over the last decade, but he was rather on a downward slope during this time. I don’t know how old this is, but towards the end they might have dropped a bit for him to around $20k.

          https://www.celebritytalent.net/sampletalent/20408/erick-morillo/

            hugopal during many of his peak years e.g. the late 90s to late 00s it seems about $25k-$30k.

            Plus what he was pulling in from Subliminal which, during its heyday, was one of the bigger labels in an era where record sales actually mattered. Beyond sales, they also had quite a bit of licensing for commercials and tv shows over this way. A lot of money.

            Nothing compared to what was thrown around this past decade with the US festival circuit and Vegas club residencies. But still a lot of money. I italicize was because it’s my understanding that cash grab ship has all but sailed with that nonsense. COVID just accelerated the bubble burst. I read someone saying Avicii’s death was as much metaphor as it was tragic.

              His residency at Pacha was huge for years too.

              I’d like to move in, move in. I’ll get my coat…

              Christ, that’s some pad! If you are going to receive an unwanted fingering, might as well do it in style…

              jonattonyeah it’s my understanding that cash grab ship has all but sailed with that nonsense. COVID just accelerated the bubble burst. I read someone saying Avicii’s death was as much metaphor as it was tragic.

              What are you basing that on?