Know Cranleigh well.

Used to play against the school there and break their hearts with my exhilarating brand of left arm over.

    Does those wee dicks in London actually talk about peas, food, fam and cuz or is that embarrassing shite put on for TV shows?

    vinnyt77 Oh, was that the year that Ardingly played 22, and won only 5?

    We used to shred you with ease.

    A joyous day out.

      Christian do you mean the ladder?! My best mate was a resident at Bar Basics and often did the warm up on the top floor, so I’ve had the “pleasure” of climbing up that. Really difficult with a record box!

        vinnyt77 mate from Uni went there. Nice lad. Absolute toff. Only ever wears tweed now and never leaves his small holding In Surrey for fear of being burned at the stake by peasants , unless it’s for skiing obviously .

          Unbroken1 …Loopy has this uncanny ability to recap in long-form everything already said in a thread (including the details people opted not to include), every article linked, every quote given, every conclusion drawn, a selection of already widely-known anecdotes, seasoned with a fine sprinkling of ‘industry’ tittle-tattle all while clueing us in on who his great mates are and the complex history they’ve shared.

          Maybe I do ir just to wind you up Damo? Ever thought of that?

          I’ve always been a bit of a chatty, detail-oriented Cathy and don’t always read an entire thread. I’ve got a toddler to chase around that keeps me pretty busy along with building out my synth cave.

          -si- If this weapon isn’t an alias, I will take Eddie out on a date…

          Shall I post a picture of me holding today’s newspaper and an acetate of one of my records that no one else has?

          The only weapon is you for not believing it. It’s definitely the dull one that never gets used in the shed.

          🙂
          Aliases are for muppets.

            loopdokter It’s definitely the dull one that never gets used in the shed.

            Ain’t this the truth!

            loopdokter

            I’ve absolutely no fucking idea whatsoever who you are, you madman, so posting a picture of a bloke with a kid and one of judge jules test pressings isn’t going to impress me, mate.

            Delighted to hear its the real you though. Look forward to reading your posts if this is the start we are off to.

            Ps. Love the dull something or other in someone’s shed analogy. That’s one I will be using from now on.

              Loopstick is a bona-fide board legend Si. He immediately gets a seat at the top table for all the years service he has put in to board lore, Canadian prog and 18 paragraph anecdotes. Show a bit more respect.

              Lol, fuck off netball nelly. Respect is earned, not demanded. And he put me in a shed, or something.

              -si- I’ve absolutely no fucking idea whatsoever who you are, you madman, so posting a picture of a bloke with a kid and one of judge jules test pressings isn’t going to impress me, mate.

              Delighted to hear its the real you though. Look forward to reading your posts if this is the start we are off to.

              Ps. Love the dull something or other in someone’s shed analogy. That’s one I will be using from now on.

              The fact that you don’t know who I am says it all really. Clearly you’re not part of the progressive house glitterati and have never been on ‘The Spreadsheet’. You’re probably still trying to buy Global Underground 002.

              Also, you’ve just had a dig at my me aul muckka Millsy about basketball with a rip roaringly poor insult. Poor form. Step up or step out and have a word mate.

              Are you the Canadian mimsy? Two peas in a prog pod, mate, aye?

              Have you any of your prog mixes you can link me up to, bro?

                -si-
                Careful Si, Loopy Boy graduated from Winnipeg State Tech with Diploma in Soccer Arbitration .

                He’ll Red Card you faster than something very fast.

                  Mad_Cyril Careful Si, Loopy Boy graduated from Winnipeg State Tech with Diploma in Soccer Arbitration .

                  1. Canada has provinces and three territories. No states. All post secondary education is government funded.
                  2. Winnipeg is like… Hmm. Glasgow in the 1980s, but a hell of a lot colder with more crime and the shittiest of the largest cities in Canada with extra shit on top. I would never willingly set foot there.
                  3. I live in Ontario. Most Canadians cannot stand people from Ontario because we’re too cool for school.
                  4. As a football referee, I’m subject to the same Laws of the Game as dictated by FIFA and IFAB and as such, the same tests. Si would get a yellow for dissent and a warning to shut it - a red if he carries on. If he comes in with studs up, straight red and a two match ban.

                    Mad_Cyril He’ll Red Card you faster than something very fast.

                    Much faster than your shit knowledge of Canada?

                    -si- Are you the Canadian mimsy? Two peas in a prog pod, mate, aye?

                    Have you any of your prog mixes you can link me up to, bro?

                    Millsy I assure you is very English. He lives in Bournemouth.

                    I on the other hand, am very much a Canuck. However, years of hard graft in the 1990s and naughties progressive house game allowed me to befriend many a Brit, so I’ve become rather adept at the slang, culture and various collequialisms.

                    In short, I sound like a ponce around people from the UK. I’m fine with this and it’s become a long running joke that I could out-Cockney someone born within hearing Bow’s bells.

                    http://www.hearthis.at/jaykaufman. There’s a five and a half hour belter up there.

                    loopdokter Winnipeg is like… Hmm. Glasgow in the 1980s

                    how shit could glasgow possibly have been in the 80s? certainly not nearly as awful winnipeg.

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                      303abuser how shit could glasgow possibly have been in the 80s? certainly not nearly as awful winnipeg.

                      Based on all accounts Glasgow from the various Wegies I know was pretty shit in the 1980s and even 1990s. Properly rough. Winnipeg is shit though.

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                      Ket, MDMA and coke cocktail was the final straw for old Erick.

                      Never managed to climb out of that k hole

                      He couldn’t techno for an answer.

                      Yeah, I know what you’re thinking ‘that rascal Smallman1 is fucking good.’

                      Correct!