Simon Cowell

I didn’t know they’d made Sinita electric?

The bulb on Cowell 😂

Lol, He’s fucking trashed in all fairness

It’s only vaguely interesting if the cunt is dead.

😆

mono-stereo is that Steve Lawler?

Man and man-machine in perfect synergy

Zig and Zag and up on the roof were bangers. Who gives a fuck, he’s a snake oil salesman. Charts used to be half decent until this twat got involved.

I don’t think they make children’s size bikes like that.

LOL

He looks well!

Wishing him a speedy recovery from that bad bout of bell’s palsy!

Overall lols @ ‘Could have been’

Double dropped face

Snr and Cowell go way back.

Snr says he’s a top bloke.

Cheers!