A list of restaurants

Smallman1

benson Can’t remember where it was

You can’t remember where you ate last night?

We’re losing Bens lads!

Mad_Cyril

I’ve just had some Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

Tremenballs

RichM

That reminds me, @Smallman1 did you ever go to that Cereal cafe in Shoreditch? Seems like the kind of place you would have been all over

Smallman1

RichM did you ever go to that Cereal cafe in Shoreditch?

I didn’t Rich.

Hope that helps!

Mad_Cyril

Wankers in vests, trying to look ironic whilst eating all bran.

Scones!

RichM

Smallman1 it does ❤️

Dan

Winners used the bagel shop up the road.

mjh

https://www.flinthousebrighton.com/ this is a “small plates” restaurant. I made a joke to the waitress about “how small are the plates? will they fit in a dolls house?” the deathly silence from the waitress and Mrs MJH was funnier than my joke.

https://www.riddleandfinns.co.uk/ the small one in the lanes.

Both were bloody lovely.

Finished with breakfast at Kenny’s cafe.

Along_the_Wire

mjh I’m surprised she didn’t knife you after that gag.

vinnyt77

mjh Both top notch Brighton eateries. Flint House usually have some variation of a crispy confit potato on the menu, which is sensational.

mjh

yeah. would have been a well deserved knifing, to be honest

Smallman1

Invite en route MJH.

mjh

Smallman1

Thanks. Looking forward to stabbing myself in the eye with fork as recompence for my sub-par bants.

LT42

What is it with these pretentious pizza restaurants charging a months wages for a fucking pizza these days? I was on Cunda island the other night and a pizza at a recommended spot cost more than a seabass dinner.

Its bread with some tomato sauce, cheese, a few leaves of rocket and a quarter of an onion. How have we let them fuck us like this?Infuriating.

Smallman1

You can get a decent pizza for between £10-£15 in London.

Don’t think that’s too bad.

LT42

Smallman1 Yeah, I’m talking specifically about the places that will charge double that for the same quality, Ed, just because they have fancy lighting and nice cushions on the seats. I suppose like most things its because of the twats that frequent them.

Dan

Smallman1 Just crust the process….

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 You can get a decent pizza for between £10-£15 in London.

Don’t think that’s too bad.

Franco Manco isn’t decent Ed

Mad_Cyril

LT42 Yeah, I’m talking specifically about the places that will charge double that for the same quality, Ed, just because they have fancy lighting and nice cushions on the seats. I suppose like most things its because of the twats that frequent them.

I might be getting old, well I am actually, but happy to leave the BERKs to it.

If someone is stupid enough to pay for it then that’s their bag. Knock yourself out

hugopal

LT42 Yeah, I’m talking specifically about the places that will charge double that for the same quality, Ed, just because they have fancy lighting and nice cushions on the seats. I suppose like most things its because of the twats that frequent them.

Serves you right for going to Cunta Island or whatever it’s called.

Smallman1

During truffle season you can get a white-truffle and cream-of-burrata pizza at The Wellesley for £200.

Which is nice.

Millsy

Sans cheese, natch.

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