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Smallman1 Taking Snr here soon -

RichM Looks great!! 🥴

It’s an OAP’s home, right?

“I’m taking you to a delightful restaurant for your birthday Snr. My treat.”

“Yes it does look a bit like baby food. But please leave your dentures in at the dinner table.”

“I’m going to head off now. But don’t worry, these lovely staff will take care of you. See you later.”

What’s going on here?

Oh, it’s just Smallman being a FUCKING IDIOT, as per.

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Smallman1 Went here about a decade ago. It’s absolutely mad. Feels like it’s been stuck in a time loop since the early 70’s. Coq au vin/ schnitzel’s etc. Cake trolley for desert is a revelation. Wouldn’t go near it now just from a health (caloric) point of view but it is interesting experience.

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    Ed walking into that restaurant in his ‘bang on-trend’ clobber will be like Marty McFly walking into Lou’s Cafe in Back To The Future.

    Just don’t think they’re ready for you, Ed!

      Wasily I had mash/schnitzel/Curry Sauce last night 😆

        The best thing someone could feed Smallman is Derby’s Dose

        Snr used to frequent Oslo Court back in the day.

        Used to take Terry Wogan up the Des O’Connor there.

        Absolute scones!

          ScottBailey Ed walking into that restaurant in his ‘bang on-trend’ clobber will be like Marty McFly walking into Lou’s Cafe in Back To The Future.

          Just don’t think they’re ready for you, Ed!

          I’ll rock a shirt with the Nudie’s.

          Leave the Billionaire Boys Club at home!

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          Smallman1

          Used to take Terry Wogan up the Des O’Connor there.

          Kenneth Williams ‘Ooh’ face

            Wasily
            Disappointing lack of Angel Delight on the desert menu!

              Nostalgia is en vogue lads, get with the program!

                Smallman1 Nostalgia is en vogue lads, get with the program!

                Were you even alive in 1974 to have nostalgia for it?…

                  hugopal Were you even alive in 1974 to have nostalgia for it?…

                  Smallman’s head had been delivered in 1974 and the parts below his neck were finally born in 1981.

                  “Nostalgia is so en vogue right now chaps. Let’s sit in wooden huts and eat roasted hedgehog like it’s the Middle Ages. Get with the program!”

                    hugopal if they serve a nice bottle blue nun to go with that, it sounds wonderful