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bosstrabs

The key to a good Chinese restaurant, as has been observed by others, is basically a rude and dismissive waitress taking your order.

If she (or he) is not horrendously abrupt, speaking Chinglish: “Fried wonton. Want? Don’t want?” then the place will be guaranteed to be full of shitcunt tourists like Smallman.

Smallman1

bosstrabs If she (or he) is not horrendously abrupt, speaking Chinglish: “Fried wonton. Want? Don’t want?” then the place will be guaranteed to be full of shitcunt tourists like Smallman.

Lol!

ScottBailey

bosstrabs The key to a good Chinese restaurant, as has been observed by others, is basically a rude and dismissive waitress taking your order.

Same as the Middle Eastern restaurants up Edgware Rd. If the waiters aren’t huddled in the corner, frantically speaking their mother tongue as they pull short straws as to who to come over and serve me, I don’t wanna know.

hugopal

bosstrabs The key to a good Chinese restaurant, as has been observed by others, is basically a rude and dismissive waitress taking your order.

If she (or he) is not horrendously abrupt, speaking Chinglish: “Fried wonton. Want? Don’t want?” then the place will be guaranteed to be full of shitcunt tourists like Smallman.

At the place in Munich the waiter all out refused to accept a tip and shoved it back in to my hands.

Dan

bosstrabs I work with a Chinese girl and I’m happy to report they are fucking abrupt and interrupt you mid sentence when you’re talking to others. When challenged about their tone she gives it “I’m Chinese…. this is how we are”.

When in Rome, eh.

Smallman1

Went here last night -

http://www.khaosarn.uk/

Got the Bangkok platter (not a euphemism) and the beef massaman curry with coconut rice.

All washed down with an ice cold Singha.

Not bad a for a suburban Thai.

7 lemongrasses out of 10.

Along_the_Wire

hugopal At the place in Munich the waiter all out refused to accept a tip and shoved it back in to my hands.

Bizarre isn’t it - happened a lot in Rome when I went a while ago.

Old-Dutch

hugopal At the place in Munich the waiter all out refused to accept a tip and shoved it back in to my hands.

Taking your cock out in a restaurant is rather uncouth tbf

bosstrabs

Chinese culture is superior to American culture and much of the West when it comes to dining, it really is as simple as that. It gives me no great pleasure to say it, but it’s true.

Shared dishes instead of selfishly choosing your own plate of food and keeping it to yourself.

No tipping. Waiters being paid an actual wage instead of having to perform and beg horrendous customers for a living.

hugopal

bosstrabs Shared dishes instead of selfishly choosing your own plate of food and keeping it to yourself.

But imagine having to share your dishes with Smallman - his neck stretched over the table as he nibbles directly off the plate in front of you…

Smallman1

They probably thought you were taking the pissa.

I’m trying to do a play on the words pizza and taking the piss.

This has gone horribly wrong.

INVITE SENT.

Millsy

You fucking WANKER

Along_the_Wire

Old-Dutch LOL

hugopal

Old-Dutch you can have a lol for that

Smallman1

Old-Dutch Taking your cock out in a restaurant is rather uncouth tbf

Lol!

bosstrabs

hugopal If Smallman isn’t careful, the food goes past its sell-by date during its journey from his mouth to his stomach.

Smallman1

Great to see Dave and Hugo riffing!

Mad_Cyril

Dan When challenged about their tone she gives it “I’m Chinese…. this is how we are”.

Yeah. Fuck you Mr Dan 😂

bosstrabs

Dan I work with a Chinese girl and I’m happy to report they are fucking abrupt and interrupt you mid sentence when you’re talking to others. When challenged about their tone she gives it “I’m Chinese…. this is how we are”.

Yeah, obviously this is pretty rude, but living in an environment like this does have its pros (MC VICE KLAXON BUZZING).

For example, on the subway, if someone is blocking the door of a train, you can literally push them to one side and they never do anything about it. It’s just expected. Same on the escalator, if someone is stood on the walking side of the escalator, it’s totally acceptable to shoulder barge them out of the way.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs but living in an environment like this does have its pros

Filthy bugger

Dan

bosstrabs Savages.

hugopal

bosstrabs Yeah, obviously this is pretty rude, but living in an environment like this does have its pros (MC VICE KLAXON BUZZING).

For example, on the subway, if someone is blocking the door of a train, you can literally push them to one side and they never do anything about it. It’s just expected. Same on the escalator

Is this Dave hinting that he slaps about his brasses?

RichM

bosstrabs sounds good to me. Sometimes being abrupt just gets to the point quicker. Therefore it helps if people don’t see it as rude. Means people just get on with their lives without worrying about a lot of shit

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