Actually, looks like you’re on the ladies menu there Jon

Couple of pints of Guiness in the local
boozer in the city for me today. Missed these types of Friday lunches

Mad_Cyril

Yeah their hot is VERY HOT. I like some kick but not when it seems they’re trying to make a point.

Smallman1 Can’t imagine and Sean in Dave in St. John I must say.

Probably not quite there vibe shall we say.

LOL at Smallman ripping my perceived lack of sophistication, when the uneducated Oxford Brookes cunt can’t get his there/their right and I’m knocking back the Geoff Chambers in Beijing restaurants far superior to any of the shit Chinese gaffs he’s ever been to.

Nobu in Doha is excellent, food is very similar to the London one, but quite a few variants. Wine list limited and extremely lumpy - a bang average 2014 Rioja Riserva was £150

    Along_the_Wire Coffees at the end were instant coffees - absolute shocker to finish things off. My double espresso was basically a small black Mellow Birds

    I can just picture the disappointment - Grant all excited to do a Salt Bae “Cappachino” video to Whatsapp to his mates to round off is meal and gets served up an instant. Ouch

      I was drinking espresso martinis at Dixon yesterday.

      Which was nice.

      Just had an XXL pizza from Papa Johns, The Works with no cheese.

      Was unbelievable Jeff.

        Smallman1 Just had an XXL pizza from Papa Johns, The Works with no cheese.

        Was unbelievable Jeff.

        Cramming pointless, tasteless carbs into your postbox-like gob and down your fat fucking neck as per?

        Unbelievable, Jeff.

        When you run as much as I do and have the subsequent lithe physique, you can eat whatever you want Dave.

        Throw in the chocolate box good looks and bants from another planet and you’ve got, as our American friends say, a triple threat on your hands!

          The one thing I’ve never struggled with?

          Suaving the treacles, it’s a gift from the gods!

          Smallman1 When you run as much as I do and have the subsequent lithe physique, you can eat whatever you want Dave.

          Sans cheese, natch