Walked into a butcher’s shop recently and asked the butcher: “Are you a gambling man?”
The butcher says yes, so I say: “I bet you £50 that you can’t reach up and touch that meat hanging on the hooks up there.”
The butcher says “I’m not betting on that”,
“But I thought you were a gambling man” I say.
“I am” says the butcher “but the steaks are too high!”.
