The Top Top Restaurant Thread

Smallman1

Some good un’s here -

https://london.eater.com/maps/michelin-bib-gourmand-restaurants-london

hugopal

Smallman1 why would you reference their map of Michelin’s ‘Bib Gourmand’ restaurants, as opposed to actually just checking Michelin’s own up-to-date (and more feature filled) map?!

https://guide.michelin.com/gb/en/restaurants?showMap=true

bosstrabs

hugopal why would you reference their map of Michelin’s ‘Bib Gourmand’ restaurants, as opposed to actually just checking Michelin’s own up-to-date (and more feature filled) map?!

https://guide.michelin.com/gb/en/restaurants?showMap=true

Because he’s a fucking imbecile.

jonattonyeah

Heading to the absolute ghetto for some tacos. Prostitutes everywhere. Drug peddlers on every corner. Fantastic tacos. It’s basically heaven.

seanc80

jonattonyeah Heading to the absolute ghetto for some tacos. Prostitutes everywhere. Drug peddlers on every corner. Fantastic tacos. It’s basically heaven.

Why are you bothering with the tacos?

Smallman1

Looks absolutely horrific Jonatton.

Enjoy.

jonattonyeah

Smallman1

Wouldn’t expect plebians to appreciate the wonder that is cheap Mexican food, Ed!

Probably too much actual flavor for the Brit palate. But you’ll always have Gregg’s!

jonattonyeah

seanc80

It’s the best bit.

Mad_Cyril

seanc80
The world is full of pimps and hoes
JT just talk about Tacos he knows

Millsy

Just across the road from the Bada Bing!

Smallman1

Everyone’s doing rails of top drawer yay yo and motoring through pro’s whilst Jonatton’s screeching into the car park with Heaven Scent pumping out the stereo and ordering the worst looking tacos anyone’s ever seen.

jonattonyeah

Smallman1

You wouldn’t know a proper taco if it slapped you in your giraffe. Leave tacos to the pros. AKA MEXICANS.

I also don’t know how to drive so no car parks for me.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 fucking LOL

benson

Smallman1

It’s not often I say this but genuine LOL with Ed there.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Everyone’s doing rails of top drawer yay yo and motoring through pro’s whilst Jonatton’s screeching into the car park with Heaven Scent pumping out the stereo and ordering the worst looking tacos anyone’s ever seen.

LOL. That could refer to the board generally, as well as Jonatton’s specific scenario there.

Smallman1

If I’m ever in the mood for peasant food, I don’t mind the occasional taco I must say.

jonattonyeah

Smallman1

Come to Oakland one day, Ed. I’ll show you the works. As you said, not the best looking food in the world, but damn if it isn’t satiating. With the added bonus of whores and drugs. I’ll shoot to take a picture of both.

EL PAISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Millsy

Mad_Cyril lol. That tickled me

jonattonyeah

Mad_Cyril

Tacos won’t put me in the clink with a pedo charge. Tacos it is!

Sadly, many of the working girls out that way are just that - girls. Many under 18. It’s very depressing. All pimps should be lined and quartered.

Smallman1

“JT, what you thinking, smoking hot brass and some banging blow?”

JT - “I was thinking 2 x barbacoa with extra guac.”

Mad_Cyril

jonattonyeah
Dave PM’d me, said to say he’s on his way

zackster

Lol what the hell has he made here?? I know what we are doing for my JC 51st!

TitianWarrior

zackster he really is a massive whopper.

jonattonyeah

Mad_Cyril

I was going to make a similar joke but didn’t want to offend his very delicate sensibilities.

bosstrabs

jonattonyeah I was going to make a similar joke but didn’t want to offend his very delicate sensibilities.

Jonattan, what’s it like being a thick cunt who doesn’t even get 90% of the humour on here?

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