The Top Top Restaurant Thread

bosstrabs

Millsy will she be flogged and humiliated in public if she gets it wrong again?

Rhouses’ cook now so petrified of Rhouses’ knoutings that she just orders all the difficult stuff in on Deliveroo, paid out of her own pocket.

Her leftover monthly income is now about 16p, to feed a family of four back home in her Uttar Pradesh village.

That’s her role: Deliveroo on speed dial, and the other hand in the cistern, fixing its fucked mechanism after the latest humongo-turd.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs Deliveroo on speed dial, and the other hand in the cistern, fixing its fucked mechanism after the latest humongo-turd.

Architect of her own demise

Millsy

bosstrabs lol. Its the fact none of the 17 cooks before her have had a decent burial after topping themselves that breaks my heart the most 💔

rhouses

Millsy She’s God level, Millsy. No chance I’m humiliating anyone who can bang out a khao suey and Kerala mutton stew like she can. Yorkshire puddings are tricky little bastards, but I’m sure she can handle it.

If I’m being honest, I’ve been extra sweet because the wife snapped at her when she tried to give unsolicited baby advice last week. Something about the diapers which I wasn’t paying attention to. Missus wasn’t having any of it, had to remind her she can’t bite the hand that feeds.

Smallman1

rhouses Yorkshire puddings are tricky little bastards,

They’re milk, eggs and flour mate.

bosstrabs

rhouses she tried to give unsolicited baby advice last week. Something about the diapers which I wasn’t paying attention to.

You misuderstood. She was bollocking your missus about having to wash your shitty underpants.

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1 They’re milk, eggs and flour mate.

Seem to remember our man Rhouses trying to track down the elusive recipe for chilli oil at some point in the past?

jonattonyeah

Smallman1 They’re milk, eggs and flour mate.

Isn’t beef tallow included?

Smallman1

London’s classic restaurants, some good options in here -

https://www.theinfatuation.com/london/guides/best-classic-old-london-restaurants

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Is North China in the list?

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 I’ve been to an awful lot of those and quite a few multiple times - some very questionable selections, but solid.

Smallman1

It’s not but it bloody should be.

benson

Gordon Ramsay in June and Le Manoir in July. Looking forward to some gastronomic treats.

vinnyt77

benson Gordon Ramsay in June

Hospital Road?

Smallman1

benson Le Manoir

Last time I went was with IH.

One of the all time greats.

Le Manoir wasn’t bad either.

mono-stereo

benson Le Manoir in July

Lovely place.

benson

vinnyt77 yeah. the pukka one

rhouses

Mad_Cyril lol no, I was just wondering why people drown their pizzas with it in the UK.

Smallman1

jonattonyeah Isn’t beef tallow included?

It’s not no.

vinnyt77

jonattonyeah Cooked in beef dripping/tallow, but not used in the batter

Smallman1

Along_the_Wire I’ve been to an awful lot of those and quite a few multiple times - some very questionable selections, but solid.

Would like to go to Rules I must say.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Used to work round the corner from it - it was the first restaurant in London to ban smoking in a bit to get more US tourists in. Only been once since - food’s well over-rated, but has an excellent house Claret and is a great experience

jonattonyeah

vinnyt77

Ah. Cheers.

mono-stereo

I’m in Dublin with work. Any food recommendations? Currently sat in a boozer watching horse racing.

vinnyt77

mono-stereo

https://irishpotatocakecompany.com/

benson

mono-stereo that sounds pretty spot on tbh.

Millsy

mono-stereo try the mash with spring onions. A local fave.

Dan

mono-stereo Market Bar does nice Tapas.

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