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ScottBailey

Smallman1 James Martin doing jacket potatoes? Sounds like the bellends flogging £12 bowls of cereal to dickheads on Brick Lane. Massive swerve!

Smallman1

Heading here tomorrow night -

https://stjohnrestaurant.com/a/restaurants/bread-and-wine

Hold tight for feedback!

rhouses

Smallman1 Have you done Gymkhana, Smalls? Just saw David Beckham post about it and it looked amazing.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 I’ve always found it offal

Smallman1

I haven’t Rhouses but it is on the list good sir.

Mad_Cyril

Smallman1
Good excuse to get your jodhpurs out of the closet

Smallman1

Oi oi!

Smallman1

St John was excellent.

A most unusual style of cooking but very good.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 St John was excellent.

A most unusual style of cooking but very good.

What, baking?

I know you don’t eat pizzas but you are an utter twerp sometimes.

vinnyt77

Smallman1 Did you have the bone marrow and parsley salad?

Smallman1

Between us we had the -

Chicken Liver Toast and Brandied Prune
Salt Cod, Chorizo and White Beans
Roast Mallard, Sprout Tops and Anchovy
Braised beef wine and mash
Chips
Half dozen madeleines

A and a bottle of claret to wash it all down.

Or winning as I like to call it.

vinnyt77

Smallman1 Roast Mallard dish sounds amazing! So you were at Bread and Wine?

Smallman1

vinnyt77 Roast Mallard dish sounds amazing! So you were at Bread and Wine?

I was good sir.

Millsy

Mash and Chips? Irish chef?

seanc80

Millsy Mash and Chips? Irish chef?

I shouldnt even be surprised. All his shite talk and he orders mash and chips.

bosstrabs

seanc80 I shouldnt even be surprised. All his shite talk and he orders mash and chips.

The long-necked cunt then ran full pelt into the Thames.

Smallman1

Can’t imagine and Sean in Dave in St. John I must say.

Probably not quite there vibe shall we say.

mono-stereo

Smallman1 Can’t imagine and Sean in Dave

Lovely sentiment here.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 Can’t imagine and Sean in Dave in St. John I must say.

Probably not quite there vibe shall we say.

LOL at Smallman ripping my perceived lack of sophistication, when the uneducated Oxford Brookes cunt can’t get his there/their right and I’m knocking back the Geoff Chambers in Beijing restaurants far superior to any of the shit Chinese gaffs he’s ever been to.

seanc80

I dunno about that Ed. If, say you were in there, id happily go and spend the evening laughing at how you looked & acted.

Smallman1

seanc80 I dunno about that Ed. If, say you were in there, id happily go and spend the evening laughing at how you looked & acted.

Ledging the bants with all the ladies hanging off my every word?

That happens every time I go out chief.

mono-stereo

Can’t Imagine and Sean in Dave
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Ooh hooo uhh-uhh-uhh

seanc80

mono-stereo Can’t Imagine and Sean in Dave
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Ooh hooo uhh-uhh-uhh

lol
What about Sean in Davey
Roast Mallard, Sprout Tops swimming in gravy
Ledging the bants with Claire and Esther
Treating me like a court jester

Dan

mono-stereo LOL

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