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Smallman1

seanc80 If one of those is missing….is it even pizza?

It is.

You get white pizzas that come without tomato base sauce.

alistair

Smallman1 pizza albino

seanc80

Smallman1 Ah yes those white sauce pizzas that everybody goes mad for. How could i forget?

Dont foregt the dessert ones with nuttella too!

Millsy

Smallman1 is that a euphemism?

rhouses

jonattonyeah Please get the pork belly banh-mi from the Bpatt sandwich joint on divisadero, on my behalf.

rhouses

Dubman Treat yourself and have it with puris. uff.

Dubman

rhouses
That does sound good but a bit to greasy for my breakfast. I’ll wait until I return to India for the Puri’s.

Smallman1

Don’t think they do them in Pizza Hut chief.

Smallman1

Couple of white pizzas for Sean here -

https://www.pizzaexpress.com/restaurant-menu/restaurant-menu

seanc80

Mmm : A nice mushroom and truffle pizza with no cheese, or living the dream as you like to call it

mono-stereo

Smallman1 Cheese is pizza’s primary ingredient?

THICKET ALERT.

What sort of remedial softcock jazzpipe is unable to digest cheese anyway? I mean really? Have you thought about pulling yourself together?

Millsy

mono-stereo lol. To think he called me out for a lack of minerals the other day. What a wet lettuce.

Along_the_Wire

mono-stereo LOL

mono-stereo

Millsy You’d just eat the fucking cheese, wouldn’t you? Rather than look like a dickhead every time you order a pizza?

seanc80

Constantly ordering pizzas with no cheese like an absolute cunt.

rhouses

Gotta feel for Smalls, cheese will kill him. That being said, why he insists on eating pizza as often he does is fairly cuntish. Get a sandwich. Or a shawarma or something.

The highlight in my fridge currently are 200 grams of mature cheddar, 200 grams of vintage cheddar, and a truffle layered Brie. Excited.

Mad_Cyril

rhouses The highlight in my fridge currently are 200 grams of mature cheddar, 200 grams of vintage cheddar, and a truffle layered Brie.

Are you preparing a cheese bomb for Edward?

Millsy

rhouses glad to hear the diet is going well mate 👍

seanc80

Everything wants to kill him.

Smallman1

It’s quite simple lads, if I eat cheese I end up in a really bad way.

Not that hard to understand!

mono-stereo

Smallman1 What are your symptoms after eating cheese? Help us to understand so that we can assist you.

Millsy

mono-stereo his neck grows to an almost unfatholmable length and he starts to hallucinate that he looks like Jason Statham. Then Nick Knowles turns up with the DIY SOS crew to fix his roof.

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