Mad_Cyril At a minimum this should contain both Chicken & Chips and Omelette & Chips.
I hope the omission of the word goujons after chicken was a test for us all, mc.
Was on a stag do with a fucking pillock (didn’t touch drugs) who ordered chicken goujons and chips when we went to the indian. Not too bad given you could serve some of the tastiest sauces on the planet along with your chicken, just to dip in and enjoy. His side of choice, tomato sauce. You’re all very welcome and i feel better after sharing that.