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Hursty Ortiz anchovies. You want them salted, not marinaded.

I stick anchovies in most stew-type stuff

I cant abide them in a lasagne. Completely ruins it for me.

Yeah carrots required in the soffritio, obviously not big fucking chunks of carrot as that would be disgusting.

Due to my cheese allergy I’ve never had lasagne.

Tru fax.

    Streaky bacon or Back bacon?

    Asking the real questions here.

    Reckon Si does actually use Dolmio.

    And absolutely loves it.

      Smallman1 Si would be one of those planks who uses Sharwood’s Sweet and Sour jars and Uncle Ben’s rice too.

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        bosstrabs

        How the fuck would that rustle up a cracking spag bol, dave, you mad man?

        Also, why is spud small-pouch attempting to join in the bants? Has he forgot about the photo again?

        Can imagine Si in Norn Iron closing his eyes and thinking he was in Tuscany after a mouth of Dolmio infused bolognese.

        Mamma Mia (said in a Jim McDonald accent)

        Reckon Si does actually look like this -

        Along_the_Wire
        I always use that. I reckon at about 30% of the meat content. I also chop it the same size as the mince.

        seanc80 Sean, you’re proper mental sometimes, son.

        Carrots are part of the base of a proper Bolognese sauce (albeit not big chunks like some cunts lob in). Philadelphia is not part of any lasagne recipe.

          seanc80
          Yes. I make my own steak & kidney pies & have liver once it twice a month.

          Smallman1
          I don’t always put cheese on top of my lasagne. A good bechamel sauce flavoured with thyme & bay leaf is all that’s needed.

          Still contains butter which will have me 6 feet under quicker than you can say lasagne.