bosstrabs Rab Jackets. Pay an absolute fortune to look like your otherwise boring neighbour who you find out engaged in appalling grooming activities when the Sky News cameras doorstep him. S-to-the-werve.
Along_the_Wire bosstrabs it’s technical gear. I wouldn’t dream of wearing it out and about. Same with Arc’teryx.
Smallman1 Whenever I see someone in Rab I think ’they’ve given up on life.' Probably live in Surbiton too.
Smallman1 The lass I went out on a date with last night thought she was going out with Jason Statham. Was all over me like a rash!
Smallman1 Not surprising, the ladies have always liked me, it’s the chocolate box good looks and double nawty bants.
bosstrabs Admittedly I’ve not bothered with any Jason Statham output since The Transporter, but didn’t realise nowadays he has a neck like a stringbean and laces tighter a headphone cord that’s been buried at the bottom of a rucksack for 10 months.
bosstrabs Can’t wait Smalls. I’ll interrogate them on their dishes. In perfect Mandarin with a rhotic Beijing accent. For 30 minutes.
