Smallman1 white sourdough, bit of butter, sliced boiled egg, sliced tomato, plenty of mayo, salt and pepper. Marvellous.
Sandwiches RANKED
Some crispy iceberg or even arugula I can understand, but tomatoes in an egg salad seems like the wrong choice texture wise. Too mushy.
You probably know it as ‘rocket’ but that’s no excuse.
‘Arugula’ is used as a term on menus almost equally I would say.
You should be familiar with it because it’s about the only topping you can have on a pizza.
Just bread, parma ham and rocket.
That’s your favourite pizza.
Dry as a nun’s cunt.
Don’t forget the all important tomato base Dave.
This is my go to from Papa Johns (sans cheese, natch)
The Works - Our tomato sauce with mozzarella, pepperoni, Italian style sausage, ham, chestnut mushrooms, green peppers, sliced onions and black Herrera olives
It is absolutely tremenballs.
Sans cheese apart from mozzarella
It does sound like a winning pizza from the ingredients.
Especially if it ends Smallman.
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Smallman thinks Mozzarella is a Sven Vath track that was remixed by Deep Dish
It does sound nice apart from the green capsicum which shouldn’t be on any pizza
Smallman is a fucking chump when it comes to dealing with the Italian language.
He thought a bigamist was a fog over Rome.
Does anyone know what’s happened to Dave?
He appears to have turned into a BERK with no BANTS overnight.
Wait… what? Is OLB back in the house?
rhouses egg salad sandwich
The smell is horrific. I could make a joke but I shan’t.