bosstrabs Monsieur Horrortrabs, as they call Loopy in France

<Hugo> That’s not how the French would say it.

    Les horreur baskets de clochard!

    BlainSA where is this kewpie hate coming from. I get it, it’s become hipster shit, doesn’t change the fact it’s one of the best mayos in the market. IMO.

        Almost any mayo is better than Kewpie. Even that shit they use at Subway.

          bosstrabs Experimented with some own brands stuff with a mixed response - I can assure you that Tesco’s own brand mayo is rancid.

            Special mention to the “rare roast beef” at Sandwich Sandwich near our offices which I tried yesterday. Not cheap but worth every penny and properly stacked. Roast Beef, Red Onion, Tomato, Cheddar & Horseradish Mayo.

              alistair & Horseradish Mayo

              I can never get my head round shit like this.

              Fuck mayo.

              Why couldn’t a place just use a standard, punchy horseradish sauce without bastardising it and watering its flavour down+fattening it up mixed in with mayo?!

                Yeah thanks Dave, it probably isn’t if you don’t like the stuff though is it, you absolute berk.

                Yeah was going to be my question. Not been yet but not far from my office and the sarnies do look boss.

                RichM There wasn’t a big queue yesterday, but I am starving by 12

                    alistair nice, will have to head there one day, I’m usually eating my lunch by 11:45ish as I get in the office so early

                      rhouses Mayonnaise RANKED?

                      I haven’t tried Duke’s yet, but apparently even better than Hellman’s. Kewpie is so unsatisfying.

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                          I had a lovely Poke bowl from SushiDog for lunch.

                          Cheers!

                            Warning: don’t Google search either ‘pokebowl’ or ‘sushidog’.

                            You beast, smallman. I’m on another disciplinary.

                              Dan Extra virgin olive oil. Got to be worth a shot

                                Yazz, Eternal, P Diddy, R Kelly. Escapes to Corfu

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                                  Millsy Glitter was defo a well fingered card in Snr’s rollerdex.

                                    4 months later

                                    Lightly toasted whole wheat sourdough + four layer smoked turkey cold cut + mild cheddar + crispy bacon + 4 layer romaine lettuce + tomato + sprinkle of salt, pepper, olive oil + Dijon + kewpie + lurpak salted butter = perfection

                                    Easy top 3 sandwich.

                                      rhouses olive oil + kewpie + lurpak salted butter

                                      Would you like some sandwich to go with that fat?…

                                        Easy on the salad there, Rhouses 😆

                                        A restrained drizzle of olive oil over the tomatoes sitting on top of the lettuce, along with a sprinkle of salt and pepper is crucial for the veggies.

                                        Was in two minds of about some jalapeños or banana peppers, glad I did not. Would have messed with the integrity.

                                        Excitedly opens thread thinking JTY is BACK, only to find it’s more inane spraffing from the RDogg.

                                        Morale destroying

                                        Just gave you a classic combination of ingredients for the perfect sandwich, MC. You can thank me later.

                                          rhouses
                                          I’m paralysed with indecision without a review scoring to at least 2 decimal places R Dogg

                                            Had a steak pie on a very large Lurpak-buttered barm today.

                                            Steak pie acquired from HE Coward’s of Frodsham, Cheshire. Five of your English pounds for one. Very big chunks of tender steak. Gravy excellent consistency and flavour.

                                            Shortcrust rather than flaky pastry at this place. Just for information, not complaining.

                                            Barmcake and butter added on arrival home.

                                            Recommend if you need a break from the M56 and you’re in the area.

                                            Absolutely winning.

                                            8.97/10