Some slag I know was making sourdough throughout lockdown (everyone knows one of these people, it’s that or banana bread), anyway she posted a picture of her artisan chip butty with sourdough bread, skin-on chunky chips and Wilkin & Son tomato ketchup, it actually looked totally inedible, like you’d have one mouthful, chew it for about 5 minutes then bung the rest away, daft slag.
