Fucking hell, my only KLANGS are fairly shit.
Mark Clattenburg drinks in one of my regular boozers in Beijing, met him a couple of times.
Similar to Smallman, met Zoe Ball and Sara Cox (and she nicked a cig off me) at Turnmills in the late 90s (Heavenly Social night, my cousin was quite well connected for a while working for a PR agency).
Met Mani, Clint Boon (different bands but both Madchester veterans).
Had a lock in with Jonathan Davies in our company (the older Welsh Jonathan Davies who commentates on BBC).
Various not particularly famous djs - Anne Savage, Lisa Lashes, Lottie, Graham Gold (VIP area at uni student union, one of my best mates was sound engineer and sometime lighting tech).
Served Michael Portillo when working as a hotel waiter (90s). Met Virginia Bottomley same night (local Conservative dinner). Met Robin Cook for same reason but not same night.
Met Richard, Judy and Fred the nonce Weatherman on a tour of the Albert Dock.
Probably have 5 or 6 more, they’ll come to me.
I don’t have any genuinely good KLANGS really.