jonattonyeah no but we have the inanities of Butch Harmon and his innnnneresting insights and many posh scottish folk who would definitely be allowed to join Muirfield. I find golfers difficult athletes to like - they seem so bland, so detached from reality. i’d love one to be very sweary and shout “you fucking cunt” when he misses a short putt and then hurls his putter into an adjacent field of wheat and spends the next 15 minutes stomping around muttering whilst making everyone else wait while he tried to find it. Not speaking from any personal experience like! 😃

      Even though Augusta takes itself far too seriously, it is an absolutely magnificent spectacle.

      Will be watching all weekend.

      I’m on Bubba lol, Rory bigger lol and Westwood to finish in top 10.

      Think I’m going again today on someone with a chance

        I’ll be surprised if Rose wins it. Yesterday was his ‘Masters Round of a Lifetime’.

        McIlroy has completely destroyed his game trying to imitate DeChambeau. Could take him a long time (if ever) to get back to winning ways.

        DeChambeau had an absolute reg yesterday.

        jonattonyeah I get a mix on my feed, depends who they are stealing from, so I don’t know who I was listening to yesterday, but some notable nonsense moments:

        ‘he gets this course’
        ‘is he sneaky long?’
        ‘he always goes for the hole, every ball sees the inside of the cup’

        I appreciate that it’s tricky to commentate on an opening round for twelve hours, but it needs to have some insight somewhere.

          Old-Dutch I’ll be cashing in my Dutchy ETFs with that selection! 🤯 😆

            Lol. In my defence I was riding on the back of my mate’s bets (who is massively into his golf) with Rory and Westwood.

            Bubba was mine though. Was a touch unlucky going into the water - was in the mix until then

              Old-Dutch Lol. In my defence I was riding on the back of my mate’s bets (who is massively into his golf) with Rory and Westwood.

              Is he into Crazy golf?

                So we went with Leishman instead. £40 at 110-1.

                1 off lead. Come on you cunt

                  Let me dream for a bit before you crush my spirit

                  Having been on a few nights out with Dutchy, I’d have to agree.

                  Dutchy your post got in the way of my obvious and 4 out of 10 gag!

                  Rose showing some grit. Back to -6

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                    alistair Is he about to grind out a win here? Not sure I can watch it, even if I will take the sweep.