Have you been working with Eddie Dave?
Modern sayings that need to go in the fooking bin
“You’ll smash it” - often spoken by other colleagues at work knowing full when you won’t and the project is shit. No I don’t need your false praise.
FelchAid “You’ll smash it” - often spoken by other colleagues at work knowing full when you won’t and the project is shit. No I don’t need your false praise.
It’s worse than that. It’s now used for utterly run-of-the-mill day-to-day stuff.
“I’ve got a conference call at 11pm with Arse-end Hauliers, I need to arrange to ship back these empty palettes”
“You’ll smash it”
“I’ve got to nip down to admin, my swipe card has stopped swiping”
“You’ll smash it”
“I’m making a brew”
“You’ll smash it”
FelchAid Horrendous saying……..recited about 400 times on any reality TV program or talent (?) show.
Utter tripe
Crush it is the new smash it.
Whatever the fuck ‘finna’ is can fuck right off
“Forever home”
Self Help.
As the late, great George Carlin once said:
"If you’ve got to read a book written by someone else, that’s not self help.
That’s HELP!"
mono-stereo wince
The new normal.
Emergence strategy
Do we have an emergence strategy going forward?
we certainly don’t have one going fucking backwards. A totally redundant extra two words that add absolutely nothing.
Managed to drop ‘Jam Tomorrow’ into a meeting yesterday.
Old school.
Confused a load of the pronoun-toting millenials.
Which was nice
Along_the_Wire lol, horrific.
I’ve a colleague who has an awful habit of saying “I popped that mail in your tray”. It’s the way he says it really.
