FelchAid “You’ll smash it” - often spoken by other colleagues at work knowing full when you won’t and the project is shit. No I don’t need your false praise.
It’s worse than that. It’s now used for utterly run-of-the-mill day-to-day stuff.
“I’ve got a conference call at 11pm with Arse-end Hauliers, I need to arrange to ship back these empty palettes”
“You’ll smash it”
“I’ve got to nip down to admin, my swipe card has stopped swiping”
“You’ll smash it”
“I’m making a brew”
“You’ll smash it”