zackster

And fucking LOOOOL at all the people melting down at the game being too hard. It is absolutely too difficult but that is From’s MO. Grind levels and slam ur way thru still seems to work for those of us unskilled in their combat style.

Hmmmmm, I dunno, I think ’it’s supposed to be hard’ is a shoddy excuse used to wall paper over some serious cracks in the designs of these games. I don’t think the games are hard tbh. There’s no puzzles to the environments (like Zelda dungeons) and they tend to be hard because of cheating by just throwing more things at you. They are also obscure or unfair though when it suits them which is bad game design.

Here’s some examples from Dark Souls:

  • To get the soap stone, arguably the most important item in the game as it allows you to communicate with other players, you need to talk to the sun knight not once, not twice but three times before he hands it over. That’s game critical information hidden behind three levels of conversation. People are used to talking to an NPC once and getting everything they need. The game makes no effort to communicate up to that point that you may need to talk to people several times. That’s obtuse. It makes no difference to the rest of the game and given it’s importance, the game should have metaphorical big arrows pointing to it saying ‘PICK THIS UP. YOU NEED IT’

  • There’s a staircase in Dark Souls that leads down to a black portal that will kill you if you jump into it. Unless you wear a ring item you get from one of the other bosses. At no point does the game tell you about that and you cannot complete the game without doing it. You have to look it up the ‘how’ on the internet (a MASSIVE black mark against any game outside of an MMO is forcing the player to resort to the internet). That’s not hard, that’s just obtuse.

  • The hit box collision isn’t fair. You can stand behind a pillar and the baddies can still whack you but you can’t hit them and you’re supposed to be in cover. Again, unfair, not hard.

  • Unless you know about the secret dragon sword you can get near the start of the game by cutting off the dragon tail, I do not believe you can get past the first boss as a regular player. Again, more secret looking up on the internet.

I could go on but Dark souls committed a lot of game design crimes that people wallpaper over with ’it’s hard’. Nah, it’s ’Hard’s’ ginger step child - ‘Obtuse’.

That’s not to say the games don’t have their good points and when it works, it really works - Ornstein and Smough are one of the finest bosses ever to grace gaming for example. Fair, just genuinely (bastard) hard.

Hoping to fuck Elden ring has tidied up some of these black marks and is as good as they say.

    None of which would’ve happened under Wally’s watchful eye

    zackster but still From has essentially made the best 3rd person video game in recent history.

    Maybe in its genre otherwise thats a massive overstatement considering RDR2 in terms of depth, storyline, action and graphics is without doubt the benchmark for modern open world gaming. When all is said and done these games are just fight, fight, fight, FIGHT BOSS. Improve armour and abilities. Repeat.

      LT42 When all is said and done these games are just fight, fight, fight, FIGHT BOSS. Improve armour and abilities. Repeat.

      I think that’s what’s putting me off. I’ve read a few reviews and watched some gameplay. No doubt it looks incredible - but I’m just not convinced I’ll enjoy playing it all that much. Never been a Final Fantasy devotee to be fair…

      I found RDR2 a bit of a grind tbf. Enjoyable in loads of parts but not as enjoyable as GTA by a long chalk imho.

      Why can I still not buy a fucking PS5? Silicon shortage or not, it’s been a year since it came out now. Bonkers.

        mono-stereo i got one in about 3 weeks by following all of the twitter accounts that tip you to new drops by various companies. It’s beyond annoying and involved but if you really feel like doing it it can be done.

          Peter Sutcliffe

          I am so very very sorreh for attacking and killing 13 women with me hammer.
          Can I get me PS2 now please?

          mono-stereo Easy option - try Hot Stock app. Will cost you a fiver for the premium service, but you should have one on its way to you in a couple of days. That bit will still cost you 400 hundred odd quid though.

          mono-stereo Top tip - spend 20 years of your life becoming a top tier MVP software engineer and game developer and get a job working at arguably the best game developer on the planet and then Sony will mail you to offer you one. Worked for me anyhow.

            I think i’ll just pop into Argos instead.