Cat owners

Millsy

Smallman1 you set them up OLB, and I’ll smash them out of the park. Natch.

Smallman1

Bants Dream Team!

Mad_Cyril

hugopal
Bet it’s seen plenty of cock

Dry-Tinder

Fucking hate cats. I can not understand how someone can have a tray in their house with cat shits in it. When I moved in my second house there was a cat that used the flat roof above my kitchen as toilet, after I prevented it from doing it, it started crapping in my garden. The fucker was tenacious, then one day he climbed through my bedroom window, at that point he was slung in the boot of my car and relocated to Oxford. Problem solved.

bosstrabs

Dry-Tinder Don’t want pets in my house full stop, but I can tolerate spending time in a house where cats are the pets more than if dogs are the pets, stinky death-breath fuckers that they are.

Along_the_Wire

Dry-Tinder slung in the boot of my car and relocated to Oxford

That’s nice.

Amps

bosstrabs Dog breath can be avoided by not going near said dog and telling it to fuck off, but if you walk in a cat home you know it by the wall of stench you go through at the front door, the litter tray contents permeating every breath.

Cankles-McJeggings

Man’s best friend though innit? Or women’s best friend if you’re Debbie McGee. Wonder if she’s still getting boned by her alsatian?

This still makes me laugh. Absolutely piss poor excuses. Debs has defo been rear ended by Fido.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/strictly-come-dancing-2017-debbie-17045420

Hursty

Sounds like Dave enjoys a dog burger on a Friday night in downtown Beijing

bosstrabs

Hursty I have eaten donkey, snake, rabbit and pigeon but never knowingly eaten dog.

Although it is possible I have eaten dog and even rat at late night kebab houses, I suppose. There have been such scandals.

Dry-Tinder

Along_the_Wire

Saw this earlier today, I guess the owner is still looking for it.

Homegrove

Amps we have two litter trays for two cats, and they don’t stink if you clean them twice a day. Beats picking up dog shit in a baggie on a street.

Some cat owners are just lazy cunts and don’t keep the litter boxes tidy. Not the cat’s fault in a crazy cat lady-situation.

bosstrabs

Amps Dog breath can be avoided by not going near said dog and telling it to fuck off, but if you walk in a cat home

Both of these pets are shite, Amps.

Understandable if you have kids, or a particular need (such as a guard dog), but apart from that, ‘Dog people’ are as annoying as ‘cat people’.

Amps

Homegrove No blame on the cat. Defo the owners issue. Reckon anyone who cleans them out twice a day is rare character.

Homegrove

Amps it takes two minutes. 😂

Hursty

Switched my dog onto raw food recently, wish I’d done it earlier as he hardly shits now, and if he does its just the odd bit of bone. Just shows how much shit is in processed dog and I guess cat foods.

Seems obvious now but they are just another exercise in branding and marketing bollox

Dubman

Hursty
Tried switching my dog onto raw food. Spent a few quid on some Wolf Tucker. He ate the first bowl. But he wouldn’t eat it anymore after that. Ended up giving it away.

303abuser

Hursty Raw is the only way to feed, dry food is complete garbage. With the very odd exception, they like it better and it’s healthier by far.

Hursty

Dry-Tinder did you put them out of their misery via an anonymous text?

Cold as ice

mono-stereo

Dry-Tinder I hope this is a “joke” because it’s an absolute cunt’s trick.

LT42

How does one catch a cat who I presume doesn’t want to be caught and put it in the boot of a car? Were you wearing chainmail?

Dry-Tinder

LT42

The cheeky fucker came in through my bedroom window while I was in. I guess the previous owner let it come in sometimes. It darted down the stairs to a cat flap at the back of my house, but I had already locked it.

Homegrove

Oh, another thing about dog owners. One of the benefits of living in a country that usually has snow in the winter is that spring is magical time when every street is full of dog shit that the dog people didn’t pick up when they could just kick some snow over it.

Hursty

Homegrove Lol, cunts

Dry-Tinder

Homegrove

One of the reasons that I would never own a dog is that I don’t want to pick up shit on the street, or in my garden and I would never have a barbeque or anything else in the garden knowing that a dog shits on the grass.

There is some irony though. When I’m out running I regularly have to dive into a bush and take a shit, I don’t pick that up and take it with me either. I just leave it there surrounded by toilet tissue.

hugopal

Homegrove Oh, another thing about dog owners. One of the benefits of living in a country that usually has snow in the winter is that spring is magical time when every street is full of dog shit that the dog people didn’t pick up when they could just kick some snow over it.

In a lot of parts of Berlin the dog people don’t even bother trying to hide the dog shit - there’s tonnes of it just strewn across the pavement everywhere.

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