Cat owners

-si- Cats bury their own shite. Dogs expect you to pick it up.

Mic drop

jonattonyeah Credit to the cat who took down the squirrel. That’s a ballsy move.

Watched ours just miss out on one of the little grey cunts this week.

Month ago watched it charge a fox.

Dont fuck with cats

Mad_Cyril

Nutters. The lot of them.

Cats are mental. Totally unique and different personality to dogs, but love them both.

232 kills in a year is going some. Must be some hoofing great ginge bruiser. A couple of frickin bats in there? Fookin hell

-si- Cats bury their own shite. Dogs expect you to pick it up.

To be fair, sometimes they eat it

Kells77
Very true. Mine also has a penchant for eating horse or cow dung occasionally when I take him up the downs. Have owned cats. One of them used growl like a dog sometimes. Never did why they’d bring in dead birds.

We have two. They are indoor pets. Seem quite happy that way. The older goes outside daily on a leash, and still managed to kill a bird. They’re fucking killing machines. And should not be allowed to roam freely.

I put cats and dogs in the same category - fucking idiots.

We always had both cats and dogs. The cat had a bell on its collar so only managed 2 kills in it’s lifetime.

Birds aren’t real.

Cats are fighting for our civil liberties imo.

-si-
This isn’t reader’s wives Si!

A few cursory kick backs does not bury anything.

I watched a cat shitting in our back garden the other day and it looked me square in the eyes the whole time and then just walked off still looking at me as if to say, ‘ there you go you cunt’

LOLs for Amps and Millsy

Phil-McRackin come at me bro

We’ve got three cats, they’re a bit shit and don’t kill things - they find frogs from fuck knows where, but they don’t harm them and I end up having to drive them to some water in Bushy Park. They shit in our next door neighbours back garden all the time, but he’s a massive, massive cunt, so I take a great deal of pleasure in that.