We adopted a street cat born in the garden, she was 6 months old when we took her in after she was hit twice be cars, broken leg and slashed her mouth. Aborable little bitch. Best friends with the dog. Constant entertainment but I can’t tame the gypsy in her, shes always breaking glass, jumping up on the table when eating, licking your face or biting your head when sleeping etc etc but shes one of the gang.

Didn’t mean to offend H, apologies sir.

Homegrove shit Hannu, my thoughts are with you and your missus. I’m only 3 years and 1 year in with both my cats, they drive me insane but it will be devastating when the time comes.

    I miss my little criminals every day of my life, I know how it feels Hannu.

    H, sorry to hear that, mate. It’s a tough one. These types of pets are family members, I know it’s a cliche but it’s as simple as that.

    Sorry to heat that Hannu. My brother and sister in law had to do the same thing this week - been pretty tough on the kids

    I have two sausage dogs who I love very much. But, one of them is a total cunt sometimes.

    Bruce, at work, on the other hand is sound as long as he can sit on you.

    2 months later

    Dan Raise your game mate!

    • Dan replied to this.

        Amps That’s the one! I fucking hate cats.

          Homegrove Nice. Our kitten needs his balls crimping soon as he’s a prolific sex pest. It’s like sharing a house with Millsy again.

            Was on a stag do with someone who claimed his next door neighbour’s cat raped his cat.

            His response?

            Kidnapped his neighbours cat, drove it 2 hrs into the Yorkshire Dales and then released it into the dales.

            I didn’t know where to start.

              He dropped it in so casually too, like it was similar to getting a pint of milk from the local shops.

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