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I have two sausage dogs who I love very much. But, one of them is a total cunt sometimes.
Bruce, at work, on the other hand is sound as long as he can sit on you.
Cat owners
Absolute bell end:
2 months later
We’re getting a kitten in August!
Homegrove Nice. Our kitten needs his balls crimping soon as he’s a prolific sex pest. It’s like sharing a house with Millsy again.
Was on a stag do with someone who claimed his next door neighbour’s cat raped his cat.
His response?
Kidnapped his neighbours cat, drove it 2 hrs into the Yorkshire Dales and then released it into the dales.
I didn’t know where to start.
He dropped it in so casually too, like it was similar to getting a pint of milk from the local shops.
11 days later
My male cat of 5 years just had to go to the vet for a urinary blockage. They cleaned him out and he is all better( so far ) and he is once again peeing, however, he needs surgery to fix the problem for good. Got a go fund me page on it.
I was in my local pub probably 30 years or so ago now and a guy who I was friendly with purely because he was in the pub and also ran a book from there, one day said that a cat had been digging his veg up and shitting etc and then said it won’t do it for much longer though because I’ve soaked bits of car sponge in chicken stock and scattered it round the garden. Never spoke to the cunt again.
Kin hell!
There are some absolute nut jobs out there!
Bro had about five or six cats routinely shitting in his garden. Bought some primo sausages and overbought on some dried chillies. Such was his rage, he stuffed the chillies into the sausages and threw the string of them into his garden. Cue the cats lining up across his shed and walls looking at the sausages wondering if it was a trap or not. Three hours later was the prize. Never saw a cat again.
From this anecdote, Edwand now thinks you’re allergic to bits of sponge soaked in chicken stock
OZB’s in the house!
Did the chicken stock attract dogs who ate the cats? I am fucking lost!
