I took the Monday off a while ago as I’d assumed my mess at work would’ve resolved itself, so there’s a little upside this weekend.

You can tell you’re getting old when one of the most exciting things to happen to me in ages is my missus heading out for a rare Leo today. I’m gonna go for an hour or so spin on my bike, watch sport, play TLOU2 and watch a film or two (including L’Immortale) drink steadily and order a red-hot curry. Gone are the days of seeing that as an opportunity to head out, meet mates and tear the place up. This is bliss and the missus knows it, which is obviously taking a shine off of her day.

Sunday is a family tear up as the youngest is heading to Sweden to see his bird.

Monday is mixing and gaming.

Talk about living the dream.

    Heading up to Scotland for some golf.

    cooking a roasted butternut squash soup for lunch & making meatballs for tonights dinner. Then going up the downs with the dog for a walk. Tomorrow out for a early morning bike ride then cook the sunday roast then chillin until work on monday.

    Off to buy the wife a birthday gift and then off to treat myself to a new DAB Alarm clock.

    Incredible times.

    Out on the mountain bike
    first kids footie game of the season with bigger goals and more players on the pitch. Also offsides are coming into play so it’s going to be a nightmare to manage them

    Steady yourselves for the impending rollercoaster of excitement lads….

    Going to Nando’s for lunch with the mrs and kids. Mainly to get the Mrs to shut her cakehole about never going out.

    Tomorrow it’s an 8 miler jog then getting pissed while watching Newcastle get sodomised by Spurs and making something as yet undecided for Sunday dinner.

    Thrilling stuff.

    Heading back from Corfu now.

    Straight into a booze up on arrival and off
    to see skream on Sunday.

    Let’s ave it!

    Someone at the airport thought I was in my 20s

    It’s the Jackie and the chocolate box good looks I thought.

    • Dan replied to this.

      Ireland is bad but The UK really is full of retards.

      Along_the_Wire This is bliss and the missus knows it, which is obviously taking a shine off of her day.

      Yup, she’s decided she’s a bit tired and isn’t going out til 4:30. The fucking cunt.

          Try meditation Grant.

          ‘Meditation, not Strangulation!’ - new gov slogan.

          Wally There’s a definite risk. I’ve cracked open a cider and am watching the highlights of yesterday’s World Championship TT. I dare her to question it.