Out on the mountain bike
first kids footie game of the season with bigger goals and more players on the pitch. Also offsides are coming into play so it’s going to be a nightmare to manage them

If I led dubman’s life I genuinely think I’d top myself.

    Steady yourselves for the impending rollercoaster of excitement lads….

    Going to Nando’s for lunch with the mrs and kids. Mainly to get the Mrs to shut her cakehole about never going out.

    Tomorrow it’s an 8 miler jog then getting pissed while watching Newcastle get sodomised by Spurs and making something as yet undecided for Sunday dinner.

    Thrilling stuff.

    Heading back from Corfu now.

    Straight into a booze up on arrival and off
    to see skream on Sunday.

    Let’s ave it!

    Someone at the airport thought I was in my 20s

    It’s the Jackie and the chocolate box good looks I thought.

    • Dan replied to this.

      Ireland is bad but The UK really is full of retards.

      Along_the_Wire This is bliss and the missus knows it, which is obviously taking a shine off of her day.

      Yup, she’s decided she’s a bit tired and isn’t going out til 4:30. The fucking cunt.

          Try meditation Grant.

          ‘Meditation, not Strangulation!’ - new gov slogan.

          Wally There’s a definite risk. I’ve cracked open a cider and am watching the highlights of yesterday’s World Championship TT. I dare her to question it.

              Along_the_Wire

              I see your problem, an all dayer that isn’t starting until the evening now. Nothing worse, especially if your ‘behaviour’ is being watched and tutted at!

              With regards to the curry, do you make an exception and order meat or go veg/fish?