Tonight nothing - worn out after today and this week in general - been another cunt of a week.

Saturday a family Leo at Soho House, then Champions’ League final at home on my mahoosive tele.

Sunday a long ride and pissing about, but the best bit of the weekend is that my misuses is pissing off to her mate’s house in Somerset at 10am on Monday. Fucking bliss. She keeps telling me how bad she feels leaving me on my own on a bank holiday Monday. LOL, just get in the fucking car, love.

    Along_the_Wire my misuses is pissing off to her mate’s house in Somerset at 10am on Monday. Fucking bliss. She keeps telling me how bad she feels leaving me on my own on a bank holiday Monday. LOL, just get in the fucking car, love.

    All
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      Last night - pub and catch up with some friends in town from Oxford way
      Today - mate’s 50th birthday party. 20 people in mate’s garden, most of whom I’ve not seen for over a year
      Tomorrow - pub + recovery roast with Presto.
      Monday - sorting house ready to sell

      Gonna chill all weekend after a long week getting stressed out by the bathroom fitters. Today I’m going to make a katsu curry then taking my dog up the downs for a walk then tomorrow a stonking MTB ride up on the downs.

      Granto’s Monday is gonna be X-Hamster and surround sound on the massive fucking tele.

      Draining the spuds

      3 months later

      Up, down and around the country this weekend, disk2 on repeat in the Nazi sled. Beers and hangovers, can’t wait.

      I am here, there and everywhere this weekend.

      Going open plan!

      Im going to smash the granny out of it all day Saturday in the pub celebrating a mercurial performance in the sales arena this week. And its only Wednesday.

      Tomorrow - Birthday lunch at midday followed by the Eliminator at The Oval.
      Saturday - Seeing The Streets at the Crystal Palace Bowl.
      Sunday - Off to The Emirates for Arsenal v Chelsea.

      Let’s ave it!

      If the second jab tomorrow won’t knock me down will be driving on Saturday to my old home Rauma to enjoy a day drinking with my old high school pals.

      General rule is AZ jab 1 is worse than 2 (100% the case for me) but other way around for Pfizer. Not sure what you had

        That was of course before I remembered I had minerals.

        Both needles exploded after they pulled them out of my arm. Verdict: Mineral overdose

        Couldn’t even get the needle into my arm. Nurse said ‘please stop flexing sir.’ I wasn’t.

          I said to the nurse does minerals x vaccine = double minerals.

          She said yes.

          I said does minerals v minerals = double minerals.

          She said yes.

          I said I said does double minerals v double vaccine = quadruple minerals.

          She said yes.

          Suffice to say, the mineral count is off the chart.

          LOLz for Dutch, Mills and Ed

          I’m off to Biaritz for 26 hours on Saturday for a reunion of sorts. Ryanair from Stanstead. Doesn’t get worse than that.

          Proper lol’s for Dutchy and Millsy!

          MINERALS!

          Millsy Couldn’t even get the needle into my arm. Nurse said ‘please stop flexing sir.’ I wasn’t

          Lol. You heard “flexing” but she actually said “masturbating”

            Getting my second jab on the 27th and then looking forward to contributing to this thread. Still fairly paranoid, but it’s a mixed bag, third wave is looming but bangalore is back to dgaf post-covid living.

            Must say it does make me happy to see all the sports in the UK with crowds back in.