General TV Thread

vinnyt77

rhouses

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episodes/p05rtvrt/madhur-jaffreys-flavours-of-india

Millsy

Cankles-McJeggings Nonces Under the Hammer

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy Nonces Under the Hammer

Doubt the beeb would be interested. Itv maybe, oh hang on, Phil is still at large. He’s not a pedo you know. 🔨

seanc80

Am i correct in saying Rhouses is splodged in front of the bbc player watching absolute tripe, delighted with himself. Makes Hannu’s weekend seem almost hedonistic.

rhouses

seanc80 Did something with my life for the last five days, went to Kanha, Madhya Pradesh with the full family for jungle safaris. Two majestic tiger sightings, one with a mother and three cubs.

Having said that, sprawled on the couch with a plate of profiteroles, a joint and the cricket as we speak. Will catch up on Great British Bake Off and some Yes Minister shortly.

Millsy

Lol @ ‘splodged’. Like wet clay.

seanc80

like a viscous splatter of warm excrement.

Smallman1

Watching Happy Valley in a gated community in Mumbai.

Or winning as I like to call it.

IndustryStandard

Bodies on Netflix……turned it off after about 20 mins. Netflix dont half treat their audience as simpletons. Awful video editing forcing home the obvious links between the 3 murders in different eras. We get it FFS.

I thought the constant summaries of what went on during the last 15 mins of a show was the most annoying modern TV nuance, but what they’ve done on Bodies seems a new “hammering home the obvious for the sieve heads” who cant concentrate anymore . Some shows are getting un watchable . 15 mins of content on a 60 min show, with the rest made up of adverts and reminders of the storyline/what someone said 3 mins ago.

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IndustryStandard am hoping once Stephen Graham pops up that things start to get better. Watched the first episode and so far not that impressed

Cankles-McJeggings

Rhouses enjoys nothing more than a kilo of Krispy Kreme’s and a gallon of diet coke whilst wallowing on his sofa to Bake off.

Cankles-McJeggings

‘Holmes under the hammer’. An hour long special where I take meat and beer faced fat cunt, Eamonn Holmes to the edge of death whilst his completely naked wife watches on with only a giant plastic fist up her arse. 🔨

alistair

[deleted] It is bobbins. Started watching Lessons in Chemistry on Apple TV. which is better. There is so much dross on Netflix.

C_J

alistair Lessons in Chemistry

Will be swerving the fuck out of this

Millsy

Read a few reviews of Bodies that made it sound really good. Obviously I refer to the better judgement of my JC brothers and will be giving it the obligatory ‘good day’ and an s to the werve.

mono-stereo

Phil-McRackin lol

Homegrove

First two season were 5/5 TV, the third ⅘, the fourth… Well not great. Hope this one gets the show back on track.

Millsy

rhouses lol. Did you get carried around on one of those big gold carriage stretcher yokes by a dozen underlings of lower castes for these safaris? Monkey brains, eyeball soup and some ritual suicides to the goddess Kali at the Pankot Palace for the afters ?

vinnyt77

rhouses Was planning to head to Bandhavgarh next year - would you recco Kanha ahead?

Mad_Cyril

From George of the Jungle to George and Mildred in one post.

Titanic stuff R Dogg 💪

Dubman

Finished ZeroZeroZero and think it’s one of the TV series I’ve watched in a long while 9/10

rhouses

Millsy Whole 9 yards. Open top jeeps with a naturalist-driver, 5am-11am & 3pm-6pm safaris. My arse is still hurting from all the sitting, and I love sitting. Stayed in a resort with just four villas overlooking a river, had the whole place to ourselves. Funny you mention Kali because we were right in the middle of a festival celebrating her, saw some weirdos on the way there.

Rhouses pro-tip, don’t prioritise Goa if you’re ever planning an India trip, and put a week aside for Kanha. Will be way more fulfilling.

rhouses

vinnyt77 Let me ask my friend who was the resort owner, said Corbett and Kanha are the very best. Said Kanha has more variety in terms of ecosystems (bamboo forests in hills, meadow grasslands, forests in flat lands).

This is his place, can’t recommend it enough:
https://flameoftheforest.in

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