Could be making a comeback this year.

I shall seek Big Fella’s (RIP) permission and if granted, I shall restore them to their former glory.

Hold tight!

    Bossest trabs: me
    Best knowledge of global cuisine: me

    The trabbs one is an unachievable goal for you Dave. I’ve told you that before.
    As regards the Global Cuisine? If the world was dining exclusively on bizarrely obscure Chinese food, elbow pressed by a Jiangxi village witch, before shallow frying it to the absolute letter of an age old ritual. In a barrel. Outside a tomb. On a cliff.

    Maybe.

    Dave’s knowledge of global cuisine is similar to his taste in trabs.

    Awful.

    If there is a category for ‘Closest Trainer Recreation Of Irritable Bowel Syndrome’. I think Dave might do well.
    The little corduroy-flouncing headbanger.

    a month later

    Going to be a hell of an end of year awards this.

    Hold tight!

    Worry ye self not Dave, OLB’s in the house!

    Has a lot to live up to after the rip roaring success of bf’s attempt last year.

    Lol. You’re some pup.

    Have you got your big boy pants on the right way round today, Eddie?

    I assumed BFs awards were his last ditch attempt at reg of the year. Absolute car crash.

      You’re gonna upset Eddie if you post that type of shizzle, millsy, despite the fact it’s correct. He soiled himself earlier and called me a berk for posting something similar lol.

      Millsy I assumed BFs awards were his last ditch attempt at reg of the year. Absolute car crash.

      Show some respect!

        Serving up fish and chips with a snide of gravy for all the heathens.

        hop on my working Awards thread, with actual categories, and without Smallman being a bellend

        I know, the jokes were fairly poor to be fair.

        Is Paul getting ready for a prodigal son number?

        SM1’s Footballer of the Year?

        Eyal BERKovic

        Mad Cyril’s favourite ever United player?

        David BERKham

          Daves favourite romantic holiday destination?

          BERKina Fatso

          Daves favourite tune @ last night of the Proms?

          Pomp and BERKumstance

          Here lads I’ve got one…

          MAD CYRIL’s favourite fox hunt? The BERKSHIRE Hunt.

          And his new favourite dish of the week?

          BERK chicken

          Daves favourite boy George song - Do you really want to berk me.