Dave’s favourite Green Velvet tune?

The Berkolator

Dave’s favourite actor in cannonball run is berk Reynolds.

Great stuff chaps.

Our BERK is done here.

Properly smart stuff lads. Really the cream of intelligent bants.

You should all be at UC BERKELEY.

Is your favourite Hollywood actress still ingrid Berkmann, dave?

Si at least I don’t live in DIVIS TOWER with you and all the other Belfast divs.

If I were you Dave, I’d go find a cave and try ride this out, Osama style.

I hear UzBERKistan is nice this time of year 👍

Bring your BERKinstocks, I’ve heard it’s warm there

Take a poster of your favourite ever west ham player, eyal berkovic just to make it feel a bit more like home, dave.

Si, that one’s already been done.

Clearly you can’t focus on doing this and watching ‘Celebrity Jungle’ (as you’d probably call it) at the same time.

Sympathy upvote after the 2020 you’ve had on here davy, my brother from another mother.

a month later

This was the one with no actual categories, just generally piss taking.

This is already becoming a farce (as usual).

Lol. A late entry into biggest reg 2020

Confidence is a preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as (Berklife)

a year later

Can we actually have some decent categories like the old days? Mods to agree categories. It’s been an absolute shit show recently.