Angel Heart (1987)
Whew lordy has that not aged well. Lisa Bonet looks beautiful ’cause she always looks beautiful. But in this she looks beautiful…FOR LIKE A 15 YEAR OLD. Her going at it with a 48 year old-looking Mickey Rourke is a tough watch. A really tough watch. The movie is also impossibly stupid and Robert Deniro’s fingernails are dumb.
2/10