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I really liked it until the third act and it goes all 1960’s Star Trek 🤦🏼‍♂️👽

Millsy it’s the angriest I’ve ever been in cinema - it’s total fucking shit. What were your favourite bits @Amps at @Wasily ? I just loved the way they killed off the characters in the precise order of irritation

    At least everyone can agree Prometheus > Alien Covenant because it’s such a low bar.

      Along_the_Wire I liked the cinematography and geo-engineering of the movie. Fassbender I thought was good. Liked the prescient narrative about AI replacing us. Also liked the unpredictability with respect to the kills. Sort of like an alien version of Final Destination- you know it’s gonna end badly for them all but you don’t exactly know how. Few of the kills I thought were imaginative too:

      Counted Deaths

      Millburn - Hammerpede impeded airway - 1 hr 4 mins in (last seen alive) ⬅️ THIS
      Dr. Charlie Holloway - Burned to death by vickers w/ flamethrower - 1 hr 16 mins in
      Unnamed Mechanic - Helmet backhanded open by Mutant Fifield - 1 hr 25 mins in
      Wallace - Face bashed in by Mutant Fifield - 1 hr 26 mins in
      Taplow - Helmet broken open by Mutant Fifield - 1 hr 26 mins in
      Sheppard - Thrown against transport by Mutant Fifield - 1 hr 26 mins in
      Furdik - Axe in back, tossed aside by Mutant Fifield - 1 hr 26 mins in
      Fifield - Mutated by goo, lit aflame, run over, shot - 1 hr 27 mins in ⬅️ THIS
      Ford - Tossed aside by last engineer - 1 hr 39 mins in
      Jackson - Tossed aside by last engineer - 1 hr 39 mins in
      Peter Weyland - Beaten w/ decapitated David head by last engineer - 1 hr 40 mins in ⬅️ THIS
      Captain Janek - Incinerated in crash between Prometheus & Juggernaut - 1 hr 45 mins in
      Chance - Incinerated in crash between Prometheus & Juggernaut - 1 hr 45 mins in
      Ravel - Incinerated in crash between Prometheus & Juggernaut - 1 hr 45 mins in
      Meredith Vickers - Crushed by Juggernaut ship - 1 hr 47 mins in

      I watched purely for entertainment and didn’t bother with trying to decipher the backstory about the ‘engineers’ and the creation of Man. For that reason I enjoyed it.

      Along_the_Wire When the highly intelligent scientist has been on the planet for an hour and takes his helmet off 🤔

      It’s so glossy and cinematic we’ll forgive Ridley.

      Dan yeah no argument there. Besides the usual stunning visuals from Ridley he was the best thing in Covenant.

      It’s actually a good time for a reappraisal of Ridley Scott’s later alien films, now that we know what a really bad film from him looks like (Gladiator 2).

        mono-stereo the last actually good film he made was The Martian, but I enjoyed Napoleon. Both versions. It’s always funny to see an Englishman make France’s greatest hero look like an idiot.

        We spent the Christmas eve with my wife’s parents, and her sister. After dinner and deserts we showed them The Holdovers. After I turned off the motion smoothing from their TV we enjoyed it all, even my father in law only fell asleep for 15 minutes in the middle. Just the perfect new Christmas-film. Hope you all have a merry Christmas, or whatever you celebrate this time of the year.

          Homegrove
          Have the Hokdovers cued up but don’t think my 14yo will enjoy. We’ll be watching self and I’ll be trying to not impersonate your FiL and stay awake!

          Have a good one HG

          Dan we have it on 4K Blu ray, but it’s the UK release so no Finnish subtitles, so streamed it as well tonight.

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            Homegrove After I turned off the motion smoothing from their TV
            I did the same on brother’s new TV last Christmas, I spotted it was turned on as soon as I saw it. I just can’t watch TV like that

              Enjoyed Love Lies Bleeding. Proper headfuck noir with a great lead performance from Kristen Stewart on Prime

              TitianWarrior it’s such a cliche that old folks have it on that I had to laugh I had to change it. But maybe it’s because it’s always on out of the box, and old people do not go through the settings. In this model it was really buried in the options too.