Stopping smoking

hugopal

rhouses Fell off the wagon hard after quitting for about a year, nailing 5 cigs a day minimum for most of January. Haven’t had one for about a week, but about 5kgs up. :/

Don’t people usually say that smoking is supposed to help you lose weight?!

benson

I think he means in the week he has stopped he has put on 5kg. That’s my reading of it.

Was amazed how many people smoke in France. Their young smoking rate is about 30%. Crazy.

I have to say I am getting more militant about people smoking near kids and restaurants. But I suppose that is just me getting older and grumpier.

I wish the entrances to hospitals were not clogged with people smoking. Staff just as bad as patients / visittors.

hugopal

benson I think he means in the week he has stopped he has put on 5kg. That’s my reading of it.

I did ponder that - but then how the fuck does someone put on 5kg in only one week?!?!

rhouses

benson It’s a filthy habit.

Millsy

hugopal Rhouses finds a way. He always finds a way

RichM

hugopal probably didn’t take a dump that week

rhouses

hugopal By living and not sitting on a message board being a pedantic twerp.

Mad_Cyril

RichM probably didn’t take a dump that ~~week~~ morning

hugopal

rhouses By living and not sitting on a message board being a pedantic twerp.

Lying back on your chaise longue while your servant pours melted chocolate down your gullet 24/7 is “living”?

303abuser

rhouses I’m not one to defend hugo, and I’m assuming a good chuck of that is water weight, but at face value that’s over 5000 excess calories a day. How is even half of that possible?

Smallman1

Smoking weed and being completely gluttonous is a reasonable guess 303.

303abuser

Smallman1 I go through more weed than the average person and that’s still insane to me. He has to be eating 8000 calories a day, that’s approaching elite endurance athlete territory. 😅

Millsy

To be fair to Rhouse he does burn 25 of those calories per day playing badders, so it’s swings and roundabouts

Millsy

303abuser lol. Yes, that’s definitely our Rhousedawg…an elite endurance athlete.

303abuser

Millsy Somebody get him a bike and send him to France, he’s already got the nutrition down, now just needs to exercise 22 hours a day to balance it out.

Cankles-McJeggings

One of his servants/slaves shoveling in Krispy Kremes like they are fueling a steam train with coal?
What was it he said the other week? And entire box of Cadbury roses in one sitting? Yum!

Millsy

Cankles-McJeggings lol. It’s ok though, he’s fasting for 3 hours beforehand. So it’s swings and roundabouts.

Heno

Cankles-McJeggings imagine his shit after that indulgence

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy lol. It’s ok though, he’s fasting for 3 hours beforehand. So it’s swings and roundabouts

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hugopal

303abuser Somebody get him a bike and send him to France, he’s already got the nutrition down

the only type of French nutrition rhouses has got down is that of a goose being gavaged for foie gras

Cankles-McJeggings

Just one more waffer thin mint.

Along_the_Wire

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand SLEEP

hugopal

Along_the_Wire it seems Dave’s Tourette’s is also contagious.

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