Amps Same as Ed’s recent purchase, but in a half decent colourway.

Amps taking my lead, good lad!

    MC signing up for your Bants masterclass is paying dividends, Ed.

    The gulf between him and Si now is like night and day.

    I can’t take all of the credit Dave, MC has been putting the hard yards in.

    Si is struggling I cannot lie, bottom of the class stuff but there is hope, he just needs up his game, he’ll get there!

    Amps Amps you have some bollox to condemn me as having the worst taste in clobber when this is the sort of slow-lane wank that excites you.

    Boring fucking bastard.

        Amps in the slow lane, a treadmill of scrolling through Twitter and posting it on here, wearing WANK TRABS.

        • Amps replied to this.

          Amps will try to create a sockless look on holidays this year as he’s seen it off the tv.

          • Dan replied to this.

            Talking of sockless, those pedestrian Nikes Amp posted would suit Dermo’s fat ankles (the ones he then said weren’t his).

            Amps is the sort of person that assumes that if you cant see other people’s socks well then they arent wearing any.

            Amps is still rocking three quarter length combats.

              Smallman1 Amps is still rocking three quarter length combats.

              They are very practical, for not getting snared up while riding his pushbike in the SLOW LANE.

              • Amps replied to this.

                  Amps’ new nick name is Squelch because thats the noise his sockless, repulsive feet make whilst trudging on the hardshoulder of the wank lane, the suede on his Xmas gutties practically uncrecognisable as they are so covered in cum-dollops.