There is a seat for the word gutties at the top table also, just in between trabs and sneakers.

Old-Dutch What’s wrong with ‘pumps’?

Yeah, you’d like that you fuckin wrongun!!!!!

    North of England = trabs/webs
    South of England = creps (‘weighty’ if you want a suitable adjective)

    The only valid terms

    21 days later

    Yikes, LT.

    Any thoughts on these bad boys? Quite close to pulling the trigger.

    They are, quite obviously, shite.

    Why would you buy them Rhouses?

      seanc80 Besides the comfort factor and cool grey, the OCD collector in me feels I need one Made In America, and one Made In England New Balance in the collection.

      Also, the tag line has me sold: “Worn by supermodels in London and dads in Ohio”

      • Amps replied to this.

          rhouses Proper Dermo Hi Tech Silver Shadow territory there mate, watch yourself!

              What’s their name so I can look them up and buy some myself?
              New Balance Rick Moranis Lows?
              New Balance Senior Citizen Discounts?
              New Balance Gargamels?
              New Balance Prostate Examination?
              New Balance Larry Davids?

                Comfort factor? Cool grey?

                Jesus Christ Rhouses.

                  Amps lol gave Dermo so much grief about New Balance being Asian Bird Shoes. And now look at me!

                    5 days later

                    If they weren’t so boring, I’d still hate them.

                    Amps’ trabs that is, not MC and ScottBailey.

                    Amps they aren’t bad but they are very ‘yooof’. Air max are tricky to get away with when your over 40.

                        Amps’ trabs as relentlessly boring and predictable as his Twitter spam.

                        I would adjust them slightly for him so that the colourway is a Twitter ‘verified’ tick blue rather than that black, and he’s ready to go.