seanc80 Ed for man that paints himself as a mover & shaker in Lahndan, your wardrobe is somewhat vanilla.

Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt - Check
Nudie Jeans - Check
Boss Nike Air - Check
Top top bants - Check
Treacles hanging off my every word - Check

I think the word I’m looking for is winning.

Ed could work for the Russian Propagnada machine. Papering shamelessly over the cracks of galling inadequecies.

Mecha-neck? Check
Trust fund cheque? Check
Roof is a wreck? Check

    Lol’s for Sean and Millsy!

    More for Millsy though!

    Lives in Tooting Bec? Check
    Him and BF are a bit ‘Ant and Dec’? Check

    Prog ball-wreck? Check
    When on hols he hits the deck? Check
    Feck? Check

    Amps they look like a granny’s rug, in both senses of the term.

    Nike air menopause.

    I would wear them though.