Those little horrific wing motifs on the side of each toe are the international symbol for AIDS

Grey, navy, with hits of orange, lads. Match made in heaven.

[unknown] Grey, navy, with hits of orange, lads. Match made in heaven.

If you’re a binman/‘garbage disposal worker’…

New Balance ‘Everton supporter’.

rhouses

They look like the type of shoe found discarded in the communal lounge of a sheltered housing scheme.

Good work, fellas. Standing back and putting the trigger away.

rhouses

they look like the type of trab I imagine this bloke was wearing:

    hugopal Fortunately and unfortunately I can see that being the case, Hugo.

    They’re the worst thing I’ve seen since someone tricked me into looking at Lemon Party years ago.

    seanc80 lol, if you were out on your hols in Torremelinos you’d bump into Pat Kenny wearing a pair of them on the promenade.

    Take away the NB logo, add a wanky Zoro flash and change the colourway to green and you basically have Smallsy’s Kermit trabs.

    They should defo stop you going anywhere near the trigger.

      Millsy Take away the NB logo, add a wanky Zoro flash and change the colourway to green and you basically have Smallsy’s Kermit trabs.

      They should defo stop you going anywhere near the trigger.

      Remember how Ed always used to post up the side profile pic of those?

      This is why…

        If it’s dry, they’re getting rocked at Glastonbury!

        Smallman rocking pink and green Nike Streaks, a t-shirt with a dripping ice cream on it, and Blue Harbour shorts.

        What a combo!