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They look like the type of shoe found discarded in the communal lounge of a sheltered housing scheme.
They look like the type of shoe found discarded in the communal lounge of a sheltered housing scheme.
Good work, fellas. Standing back and putting the trigger away.
They’re the worst thing I’ve seen since someone tricked me into looking at Lemon Party years ago.
Take away the NB logo, add a wanky Zoro flash and change the colourway to green and you basically have Smallsy’s Kermit trabs.
They should defo stop you going anywhere near the trigger.
If it’s dry, they’re getting rocked at Glastonbury!
Smallman rocking pink and green Nike Streaks, a t-shirt with a dripping ice cream on it, and Blue Harbour shorts.
What a combo!
Form an orderly queue ladies!
Any other bloke wearing such a combo would immediately feel their cock and balls invert and retreat inside their lower intestinal area like a Samurai trans beast.
Gotta love the tramp stamp kanji on the tongue.
Gobsmacked anyone would actually buy those trainers. Unless it was for a joke?
Ed bopping around in the special needs area in a bubble football to protect himslef, with those trainers sticking out the bottom.
He’ll still be attacked by at least 3 people.
Bopping? More like Morris dancing.