bosstrabs Jordan 1s actually only look good on birds aged under about 30 nowadays

Around 98, Goldie had been by with this Bangladeshi resin and I was in tatters, shitting on about some balearic acetate Phil Neville had on backorder. Mr C bounces through the doors wearing a glitter gold pair of Jordan 1’s. I think he’d sprayed them himself “for a role”. Never seen such a sight and told him so. He laughed and said they were the ice breaker that led to Tina Cousins gobbling his bellend mid set at Subterrain so fair play.

    And a lol for Sean’s defence of the infamous Irish culinary scene.

    Smallman1 Yup. Or one of his tedious internet fucking constructs. Mind you, he’s unusually let himself down with his grammar - Jordan 1s.

      Where did you go when you’ve been over, Ed? It’s always been excellent eating out when I’ve been over. Apart from Abrakebabra

        The board whipping boy dissing a country’s cuisine is far more of an endorsement than a criticism ffs! His whole critique boils down the guy in burger king forgetting to take the pickles off his “plain” whopper! The mad man!

        Oh how imaginative and brilliant. Flares back to bore the arse off everyone with another internet construct.

        Along_the_Wire Where did you go when you’ve been over, Ed? It’s always been excellent eating out when I’ve been over. Apart from Abrakebabra

        Dublin and County Wicklow.

        Never again.

            Smallman1

            Smallman if you invested a granule of research into anything you wouldn’t come out looking like roadkill at the end of your daily barrelling sessions from others, on here. Its not my defence you absolute handicap, its merely the assessment of the others. I thought being a ‘foodie’ you’d have some concept of that? Well actually that’s not true i didn’t think that.

              Smallman1 Thanks be to fuck the chances of bumping into you, or any of your cunt friends has now been greatly reduced.

                Ed Smallman’s mates: the type of pillocks who would wander round Dublin in an England ‘rugger’ and eat pub meals around Temple Bar.

                Buying pints of Guinness for €9 and laughing at the stupid Irish

                Fairly sure I didn’t see boiled bacon and cabbage on the menu at Le Manoir aux Quat’Saisons when I was there recently.

                I could be wrong though.

                  Smallman1 Fairly sure I didn’t see boiled bacon and cabbage on the menu at Le Manoir aux Quat’Saisons when I was there recently.

                  Perhaps the person reading the menu for you omitted it deliberately?

                    I genuinely haven’t seen it in any restaurants here either. I have seen it written outside the Temple Bar pub on the specials board. Did you eat haggis in every restaurant you visited the last time you were in Scotland? Lol.

                      It’s almost not worth engaging.

                      SMALLMAN: Being an idiot since 1979.

                      As a sidenote Im genuinely surprised Ed isnt a Brexiteer. Despite his protestations his profile fits like a glove.

                        seanc80 The story is he was planning to vote Leave but then listened to his braying middle-class but nevertheless metropolitan mates in the Arsegrape & Horses in Chiswick all saying they will vote remain, so quickly pretended to be remain too. Then he forgot to vote anyway.