Smallman1 A bit too Geography teacher for me.
Not a million miles off though.
I’ll be honest here OLB, what I’ve done is I’ve pulled you out a pair of mega trabs, guaranteed to stun people out with a classic silhouette and colourway similar to what you’ve chosen before, except better, and you’ve curtly dismissed them.
So let me rephrase this for you in a less round-about, less polite way:
OLB, buy these fucking trabs and throw your Nike Streaks in the bin, IMMEDIATELY.