The trabs thread

bosstrabs

CJ is becoming a pain in the arse with his downvotes.

CJ, you can’t stop the bosstrabs bants express, which has overtaken you in the rankings in a very short space of time.

seanc80

Millsy Those poor little cream converses!

Millsy

seanc80 lol. Imagine the green colour running into the pink Nike swoosh on those Kermit monstrosities.

Smallman1

The Nike’s haven’t gone in the wash yet.

No way would I put them in with a white wash either, no siree.

Millsy

Smallman1 all your billionaire boys club Ts would be mint green, like Dave’s.

Smallman1

Millsy all your billionaire boys club Ts would be mint green, like Dave’s.

Have had to ditch BBC.

Purchased a t-shirt sized ‘small’ recently and it fits me like a Michael Jordan suit in The Last Dance.

Horrific.

seanc80

In fairness Ed they must disguise dirt pretty well given the colourways. They are the trainer equivalent to this carpet, in the area of stain hiding.

Smallman1

You can have a lol for that Sean!

Millsy

I thought you were carrying a load of lockdown timber nowadays?

Smallman1

Millsy I thought you were carrying a load of lockdown timber nowadays?

I am.

Makes their sizing even worse.

Had to run with a cricked back earlier, I’m absolutely balloon’ing.

Dubman

The old Corona belly. We’ve all got it.

bosstrabs

Dubman Had to go to two meals per day since last week to try to get rid of mine.

Dubman

bosstrabs
The older you get the harder it is to shift. May need to buy bigger jeans if I don’t lose it.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs Would have to seriously upgrade my snack game if I went down to 2 meals/day

bosstrabs

Working from home actually makes the two meals per day thing very easy.

Get up, have a cup of coffee. Easy to hold out until 10.30 before making brunch (go protein heavy rather than bread - steak and eggs is a good brunch). Not really feeling hungry until 5pm, then it’s time to have dinner. Fruit and nuts if you require snacks.

Pounds are falling off without much exercise - only a half hour walk per day.

Millsy

bosstrabs yup. Skip breakfast. Most important meal of the day my hoop. Unless you want to be a fat cunt.

Smallman1

Steak and eggs?

The equivalent of having pineapple on a pizza.

Just wrong.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 What are you on about you daft bastard?

Steak and eggs is a classic American breakfast, and a damn sight less bad for you than bacon and eggs.

seanc80

Surely bacon is less difficult to digest and generally leaner than steak?

bosstrabs

seanc80 bacon is full of nitrites, a decent steak from the butchers has none of that… just plenty of zinc, magnesium and a whole lot of other goodies

C_J

Steak and egg for brunch?

You’ve lost the plot mate.

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