I think i probably am. Alot of people mistake me for being Italian. A LOT.
You and Loopy should start a cookery programme or something, you twatting around with zucchini and an outrageous Italian belly laugh, while Loopy runs through his repertoire of obscure English accents and paired dishes, such as making a Melton Mowbray pork pie with Lestah dialect
bosstrabs Melter Mowbray more like. Anyway… If it means getting my own show id be willing to do it.
seanc80 Melter Mowbray more like
Fucking LOL
You could call it ‘Sunday morning mental patients with geographical identity issues kitchen ’
The Italian Nob
Sean cooks world-famous Irish cuisine in a worn pair of Matty Holland shorts while Loops suggests off kilter Canadian dishes no one has ever heard of let alone eaten? I’d watch that.
These suggestions are all better than any current TV cooking shows, by a long way.
I don’t understand the Matty Holland in joke, but I like it.
I once had a pair of Matty Holland No 8 Ireland shorts, previously worn by the great man.
Id do anything to have them on now covered in Philadelphia, clawing grated carrot out of a lasagne dish and remonstrating with Loopy to not do anything like that without telling me ever again
Smallman, blindfolded, the guest contestant on the ‘Identify the cheese’ segment of the show
bosstrabs “the wrong one has fatal consequences can you guess?”
Like a Keith Lemon type show only with more maiming and humiliation.
LT42 LOL
Fuck me, I’m having a miserable time and work and am catching up on some threads - this is fucking quality. Well done lads. LOL
Amps committing fashion crimes next week…
bosstrabs
You’ll be able to pick some Cream trabbs up soon lads.
Kumquat They could be worse i suppose:
Our third kit is definietly by some margin the worst kit I’ve ever seen. I really hope I never have to see them wear it for a match, but no doubt I will.
Whoever said “yes, that’s great, we’ll have that” in the meeting with Adidas wants firing…
Kumquat I’d rather have the zebra numbers than our third ‘bottom of a pool’ kit.
