It seems like unnecessary faff imo.

It’s seems to be a dildo one clamps on ones balls.

I’m guessing it’s for gentlemen with trouble raising the rifle or get out of a relationship toot sweet with minimal ‘feedback’.

Your original question is still very valid though @benson !

If you want to go greek jfdi. I’m not going to arse around with a ‘balldo’ in some attempt to sneak it up there.

Stick on the dave clarke ‘balls to the wall mix 4’ and get on with it Zack, I am not judging you.

Using the claw to pry my dick out of her vagina.

    Is one of the functions for tenderising steaks?

    Hugo 1000% knows exactly how all 32 of the poon hammer’s functions work and sees nothing funny about it.

    Impeccable timing.

    Tier 1 BERKing