Homegrove If I had Bezos like money, I would put together “Discover Finland!” packages in all of the rural south and mid west. Plane tickets paid for in full, all you have to do is prove you have “Finnish ancestors” aka be white. I’d hang signs around the local hangouts in Hog-Shit Missouri that read “Come to Finland. Puerto Rican population 0!” and such. Have ads in Gunz and Grillz magazine that say something like “The only black thing about Finland is the 18hour hellish winter nights!” The years of Hannu saying “Just vote for Jeb Bush’s Cuban son, Zack. I know he’s not Bernie, but he’s a democrat now. That’s the best you can hope for!” would all seem worth it.
